Before You Get Married You Should Meet

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.