Just The Other Day I Said To

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.