I'm At An Age When My Back

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.