I'm At An Age When My Back

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.