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It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.