Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.