When Buying A New House ... Buy

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.