I'm From Such An Old Family, It's

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

Once My Husband Said To Me, 'i'm Going To Have Some Coffee. Do You Want Me To Put Some Hot Water On For You?' I Thought That Was The Least He Could Do Considering I Was Giving Birth.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.