The Only Parts Left Of My Original

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

My Idea Of Exercise Is A Good Brisk Sit.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.