A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.