His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.