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Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

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I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.