I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.