List of Joe Garagiola Quotes

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

It's Pitching, Hitting And Defense That Wins. Any Two Can Win. All Three Make You Unbeatable.

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

Baseball Gives You Every Chance To Be Great. Then It Puts Every Pressure On You To Prove You Haven't Got What It Takes.

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against Catchers When They Are Running.

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.