I Guess You Don't Really Own A

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

Baseball Is Drama With An Endless Run And An Ever-changing Cast.