Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

Being Traded Is Like Celebrating Your 100th Birthday. It Might Not Be The Happiest Occasion In The World, But Consider The Alternative.

Don't Be Afraid To Fail. Experience Is Just Mistakes You Don't Make Anymore.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.