Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Baseball Gives You Every Chance To Be Great. Then It Puts Every Pressure On You To Prove You Haven't Got What It Takes.

One Thing You Learned As A Cubs Fan: When You Bought You Ticket, You Could Bank On Seeing The Bottom Of The Ninth.

There Is No Defense Against The Base On Balls.

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.