Being Traded Is Like Celebrating Your 100th

One Thing You Learned As A Cubs Fan: When You Bought You Ticket, You Could Bank On Seeing The Bottom Of The Ninth.

My First Baseman Is George "catfish" Metkovich From Our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, Which Lost 112 Games. After A Terrible Series Against The New York Giants, In Which Our Center Fielder Made Three Throwing Errors And Let Two Balls Get Through His Legs, Manager Billy Meyer Pleaded, "can Somebody Think Of Something To Help Us Win A Game?" "i'd Like To Make A Suggestion," Metkovich Said. "on Any Ball Hit To Center Field, Let's Just Let It Roll To See If It Might Go Foul."

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

Don't Be Afraid To Fail. Experience Is Just Mistakes You Don't Make Anymore.