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I Realize It Is Normal To Argue. I Almost Missed World War Ii Watching My Parents Fight.

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Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.