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[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.