Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'