Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

They Always Say To Californians That We Don't Have Seasons. Of Course, That Is Not True. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud And Drought.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.