It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!