I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.