Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

When I Go To The Beauty Parlor, I Always Use The Emergency Entrance. Sometimes I Just Go For An Estimate.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.