Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

I Don't Like To Cook. I Can Make A Tv Dinner Taste Like Radio.

The Constants All Through The Centuries Will Be The Same; Wine, Women And Song. Other Than That, Life Will Be Very Different Technologically. In The Year 3000 The Universe Will Be Expanding As It Will Forever, Infinitely. We Will Probe Outer Space But Never Find Life As Evolutionized As Ours. We Were Not Created By A Deity. We Created The Deity In Our Image. Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.