Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better By Moonlight.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'