Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.