Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

I'm Beginning To Have Morning Sickness. I'm Not Having A Baby, I'm Just Sick Of Morning.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.