I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.