If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.