I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.