I Don't Like To Cook. I Can

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

Let Me Tell You, A Discussion That Starts, 'i'll Tell You Something You Do That Irritates Me, If You Tell Me Something I Do That Bothers You,' Never Ends In A Hug And A Kiss.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.