I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm

This Woman Was So Cross-eyed. She Can Go To A Tennis Match And Never Move Her Head.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."