My Body's In Such Bad Shape I

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.