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A Bachelor Is A Guy Who Never Made The Same Mistake Once.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

There Isn't Any (afterlife), You Dingbat! This Is It, Baby! Enjoy, Carefully! Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion And I Can't Buy Any Of It. So God Made Man In His Own Image? It's Just The Other Way Around. Man Made God In His Own Image. It's All About Money.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.