I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.