You Know You're Old When Your Walker

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.

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I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. I Have Photos Of My Folks Leaving The Hospital With Sacks Over Their Heads... I Asked My Mother How To Turn Off The Electric Fan. She Said 'grab The Blade!

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.