You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Most Children Threaten At Times To Run Away From Home. This Is The Only Thing That Keeps Some Parents Going.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.