You Know You're Old When Your Walker

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.