You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.