You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

My Photographs Don't Do Me Justice - They Just Look Like Me.