You Know You're Old When Your Walker

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

I Was In A Beauty Contest Once. I Not Only Came In Last, I Was Hit In The Mouth By Miss Congeniality.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

For Fang, Getting Out Of Bed In The Morning Is A Career Move.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.