The Only Thing My Husband And I

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

A Friend Told Me The Longer You Keep Romano Cheese, The Better It Gets. So, I Kept It Three Years. And This Thing Turned Mean. Now And Then I'd Open The Refrigerator Door And Throw It Some Food. I'd Have To Walk It Now And Then. And Then It Grew This One Leg. And It's Got This Ugly Fuzz All Over It. And The Dogs Won't Run With It.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.