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My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.
-Phyllis Diller
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My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer

Phyllis Diller
My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.
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