If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

Always Be Nice To Your Children Because They Are The Ones Who Will Choose Your Rest Home.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.