If My Jeans Could Talk, They'd Plead

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.