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I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

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When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.