Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.