You Know You're Old If They Have

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

I Asked My Hairdresser What Would Look Good On Me. She Says A Los Angeles Rams Football Helmet.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.