If Your House Is Really A Mess

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

I Have So Many Liver Spots, I Ought To Come With A Side Of Onions.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited.