I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

Never Refer To Your Wedding Night As The Original Amateur Hour.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

Maybe It's True That Life Begins At Fifty. But Everything Else Starts To Wear Out, Fall Out, Or Spread Out.