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When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.