Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

Everybody Knows How Lazy He Is. One Day The Neighbors Saw Fang Mow The Lawn And I Got Three Get Well Cards.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.