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I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.