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The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.