Get Married With The Feeling It Is

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'