Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.