Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

The High Point Of The Act Is When He (uri Durov) Puts His Head Inside The Bear's Huge Jaws. I Wouldn't Even Try That With My Agent.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.