Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

She Said She Was Approaching Forty, And I Couldn't Help Wondering From What Direction.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.