Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.