Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

I Never Kick My Ball In The Rough Or Improve My Lie In A Sand Trap. For That I Have A Caddie.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine Barbecued.