I Never Kick My Ball In The

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

Please Don't Stand Up On My Account.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.