I Never Kick My Ball In The

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I Went To Play Golf And Tried To Shoot My Age, But I Shot My Weight Instead.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.