Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?