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The Brain Is Like A Tv Set; When It Goes Blank, It's A Good Idea To Turn Off The Sound.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

Success Is When Your Name Is In Everything But The Telephone Directory.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

If We Are What We Eat, Why Aren't We New, Improved, Fat-free, And Light.