I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

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Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.