I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.

Crime In The Cities Is Very Discouraging. Apartment House Dwellers Have Locks, Bolts, Chains And Bars On Their Doors. It Takes A Tenant Longer To Get Out Than A Burglar To Get In.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.