I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who Are Always Too Close In Front Of You.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.