I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross

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Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.

Two Things Help To Keep One's Job. First, Let The Boss Think He's Having His Own Way. Second, Let Him Have It.

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