Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

An Expert Is Someone Called In At The Last Minute To Share The Blame.

The Average Tourist Wants To Go To Places Where There Are No Tourists.