Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

Nothing In The World Can Replace The Modern Swimsuit, And It Practically Has.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

The Trouble With Giving Advice Is That Others Want To Return The Favor.