Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Youth Is When You Think You'll Live Forever. Old Age Is When You Wonder How You've Lived So Long.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.