The Sight Of Home Looks Best After

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Vacation: Two Weeks On The Sunny Sands - And The Rest Of The Year On The Financial Rocks.

If You Lend Someone 20 Dollars And Never See That Person Again, It's Probably Worth It.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.