The Sight Of Home Looks Best After

We Are All Born Into The World With Nothing. Everything We Acquire After That Is Profit.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

A Man Can Please His Wife With A Box Of Candy, Surprise Her With A Bouquet Of Flowers, And Make Her Suspicious With A Gold Bracelet.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Some People Are Much Like Blisters-they Don't Show Up Until The Work Is Done.