If You Believe The Past Can't Be

Parents Who Wonder Where The Younger Generation Is Going Should Remember Where It Came From.

If You Believe The Past Can't Be Changed, You Haven't Read A Celebrity's Autobiography.

In Many Instances, Marriage Vows Would Be More Accurate If The Phrase Were Changed To 'until Debt Do Us Part'.

Nothing Is So Embarrassing As Watching Someone Do Something That You Said Couldn't Be Done.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.