A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Wouldn't You Like To Weigh What It Says On Your Driver's License?

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.