A Neighbor Will Stand At Your Door

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People A Lot Of Guesswork.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.