Computers Are Like Bikinis. They Save People

President Herbert Hoover Returned His Salary To The Government. His Idea Caught On, And Now We're All Doing It.

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

"tell Me, Doctor, " Said The Patient, "when I Stand On My Head, The Blood Rushes To It. Why Doesn't It Rush To My Feet Now?" "that's Because Your Feet Aren't Empty," Said The Doctor.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.