The Average Tourist Wants To Go To

On Every Commercial Flight, The Traveler Is Told, "your Seat Cushion Can Be Used As A Flotation Device". The Question Is, Why Doesn't The Plane Just Become A Boat?

When A Husband Says, "i Run Things In My Home" He May Mean The Washing Machine, The Dishwasher And The Vacuum Cleaner.

Life Begins As A Quest Of The Child For The Man, And Ends As A Journey By The Man To Rediscover The Child.

Computers Will Never Take The Place Of Books. You Can't Stand On A Floppy Disk To Reach A High Shelf.

Nobody Ever Asks A Father How He Manages To Combine Marriage And A Career.